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Tender Playtext

'Thank you for trusting us with your pleasure!'

The Dancing Bears strip club is failing. Ten covers on a Saturday night. One booking next week. The new club down the street are packing fifty women a night with their twelve-inch synchronised dicks.

When the boss's daughter shows up, she realises they're gonna need a bigger show.

Dave Harris's play Tender tells a steamy, boisterous and tender story about breaking free from masculinity's seductive cage. It is premiered at Soho Theatre in 2026.

'Thank you for trusting us with your pleasure!'

The Dancing Bears strip club is failing. Ten covers on a Saturday night. One booking next week. The new club down the street are packing fifty women a night with their twelve-inch synchronised dicks.

When the boss's daughter shows up, she realises they're gonna need a bigger show.

Dave Harris's play Tender tells a steamy, boisterous and tender story about breaking free from masculinity's seductive cage. It is premiered at Soho Theatre in 2026.

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'Thank you for trusting us with your pleasure!'

The Dancing Bears strip club is failing. Ten covers on a Saturday night. One booking next week. The new club down the street are packing fifty women a night with their twelve-inch synchronised dicks.

When the boss's daughter shows up, she realises they're gonna need a bigger show.

Dave Harris's play Tender tells a steamy, boisterous and tender story about breaking free from masculinity's seductive cage. It is premiered at Soho Theatre in 2026.

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